Target Story~>! Fun!!

This fiction is just for fun, please, please, do not think that's real. Target stories on Nov.11.2011


"What's going on?" I murmured to myself. The computer system of Target just shut down. It's all darkness around me. I cannot even see my hands.

Suddenly, the light flashes far away from me. I noticed there is at least one more person stuck here same as me. I follow the trace of light. When I approach the light, the light suddenly disappears.

"What? SOS?!" I shouted.
"Hi! I am superman! My head can turn into red light when I wanted to."

"Where us the noise coming from?" I thought. The light flashes, again, but...isn't it Dr. Sito? I called him out, but he seemed inconsicious about my words. He just kept sating that line " Hi, I am superman!" Well, I think the toy next to him possibly invade his brain and activatethe toy cell in his body.

I shook my head and follow the random route in target in darkness. Suddenly, I heard the music performed by the beetles. I was shocked, do they have the electricity to play anything? > < When I reached the place that they played, the sound suddenly diminished.

I got scared again, and ready to see something that can scare me.

It really comes, indeed.

The music starts again, with soft light shines on their faces.

"What? They are truly The Beetles!!!" I want to get a autograph from them but they refute it. I just heared 16 more people's voices coming from far way, and immediately, the light went back.

I noticed those people were actualy faked. They just wanted to make music in silence which they brought their own cords. Dr. Sito was just holding a superman toy on his head.

Well, the puzzled solved.

Everyone lived happily ever after:)

Hamelt Rewrite

Hamlet Act one Scene two.

Characters: Queen, Hamlet, King Claudius, Horatio, Marcellus Laertes, Polonius.

King: Even though our King, Hamlet, recently died, we must move on. We have responsibilities we need to keep up with. I have married our Queen to reunite the country and to bring happiness in this time of sorrow. Now, I have been receiving letters from Fortinbras saying that he wants the land his father lost back. But don’t worry, I have emailed the King of Norway and told him to keep his nephew under control. Now, Laertes, you said you needed to ask me something?

Laertes: I have already finished my duties in Denmark and would like to go back to France.

King: Well have you asked your dad about this?

Polonius: Yeah, he has been begging me, so if its okay with you, he can go.

King: Have fun Laertes. Hamlet, my son.

Hamlet: I am not your son.

King: Why are you still under a cloud?

Hamlet: Im not, Im suffering from too much sun.

Queen: Stop being in such a bad mood Hamlet. You need to show your new father some respect! You know it’s normal that everything lives must die.

Hamlet: Yeah well it is normal

Queen: And what makes you so special?

Hamlet: I am special, mom! I am expressing the true feeling toward my father!

King: It is understandable that you are upset about your dad dying, but everyone’s dad dies at some point. So you need to just suck it up and stop acting like a little girl.

Queen: Also I don’t want you to go to Wittenberg because you have responsibilities here.

Hamlet: Fine mom…I will try. 

King: Why? That is such a courteous reply. Anyways, (To Queen) his consent really cheers me. Come on, let’s celebrate it. I will fire the cannon to tell the clouds that the king of Denmark is here. Come, let’s leave to see the celebration.

(Trumpets sound. Everyone leaves except Hamlet)

Hamlet: I am so upset that my uncle takes the throne from my father within two weeks. I am even more disappointed that my mother clings to him also. My father loved her so much. After my father was gone, she followed the corpse and cried like Niobe. Why? She acts like this now!!! (Think for a second) However, I must hold my tongue.

(Horatio, Marcellus and Barnardo enter)

Horatio: My lord.

Hamlet: Glad to see you (absently). (Turn the head and see Horatio) Horatio, is that you??

Horatio: Yeah, your humble servant ever.

Hamlet: what are you doing here? Not in Wittenberg? (Just noticed) Marcellus!!

Marcellus: (bow) my lord.

Hamlet: (To Marcellus) Very glad to see you. (To Horatio)What brings you here?

Horatio: It’s boring over there, just come by and has a rest, my lord.

Hamlet: I don’t take that as your excuse. Tell me, what’s your business here?

Horatio: I came to see your father’s funeral.

Hamlet: Please don’t make fun of me. I think you are here to see my mother’s wedding!

Horatio: (embarrassed)Well… They were pretty close in time.

Hamlet: Yep. That’s freaking quick, man. The leftover meat pies from the funeral are on the table of the wedding breakfast. (Pause) Well, I think I can see my father.

Horatio: Where?? Where?? (look around)

Hamlet: (Shake heads and points to the head) In my mind, Horatio.

Horatio: I saw him before. He was a good king.

Hamlet: He was perfect. No one will be like him.

Horatio: My lord, I think…… I saw him last night.

Hamlet: What the hack? Who?

Horatio: Your father.

Hamlet: My father?

Horatio: Don’t be so surprised. Please listen carefully.

Hamlet: Oh my god! Let me hear! Let me hear!!

Horatio: For two nights, while on watch, Marcellus and Barnardo have been confronting a man like your father. He was dressed with armors on and passed by with a slow and steady path. In the third night, I joined them. And, of course, these men were not lying, I saw your father.

Hamlet: Where was this?

Marcellus: My lord, on the battlement we watched.

Hamlet: Why didn’t you speak to it?

Horatio: I did, but he didn’t reply. When once he tried to speak to us, the morning came and he vanished from our eyes.

Hamlet: That’s freaking strange.

Horatio: It’s true, my lord. I think you should know that.

Hamlet: I trust you. But this makes me anxious. Are you on watch tonight?

All: We are, my lord.

Hamlet: It armed?

All: Armed, my lord.

Hamlet: From top to toe?

All: From top to toe, my lord.

Hamlet: You didn’t see his face?

Horatio: Yes, he had his visor up.

Hamlet: How does he look?

Horatio: His face showed sorrow.

Hamlet: Pale or red?

Horatio: Very pale.

Hamlet: I wish I was there.

Horatio: It will be very astonishing to you.

Hamlet: Very likely. Did it stay long?

Horatio: Count a hundred quickly.

Mar. Bar: Longer!! Longer!! (Frightened)

Horatio: It was not like that when I was there.

Hamlet: His beard was streaked with gray?

Horatio: Black streaked with silver.

Hamlet: I will be there tonight. Perhaps he will show up again.

Horatio: I am sure it will.

Hamlet: I will speak to him whatever it is going to happen. You guys need to keep this in secret. I will be there between eleven and twelve. Got that?

All: We will keep this in secret, my lord.

Hamlet: Ok. You can leave now.

(M,B, H leave)

Hamlet: The sprit of my father. OMG, I wish it will appear in the evening. I believe evil deeds will surface however they are buried now.

(He goes)

Guide for Hell

Homer is the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey, and is revered as the greatest ancient Greek epic poet. These epics lie at the beginning of the Western canon of literature, and have had an enormous influence on the history of literature.


As long as I believed, Homer is the greatest poet until now because he published the history book about epic in western culture. He knows the philosophical and historical ideas about ancient philosophers and policy makers. He can demonstrate the life in Hell pretty good by using his substantial understanding about the world and people in the society, either at his time, or before his time.


Personally, I like history writter to lead me through the hell because they do not have crazy ideas like some philosophers do. They will say whatever they need to say. They will tell whatever that is right to tell. This makes Homer, the first history writter of Greek, the first choice of my guide to the hell. He can tell me the knowledge about the underworld and depraved society at that era better than some of the philosophers do.

Homework pass for Prologue CT

Prologue Piece

There is a teacher named Hiesterkamp.

Known her from the band camp,

With gigantic eyes stare at us,

Scared to death and run like mice.

Intelligent brain when conducing the band,

Skillful demonstration when playing with hand.

Responsible as she like a lion,

No one could say a line.

Dedicating to teach jazz, concert, and pep.

Lead the fairness of Lake Mary Prep. 

Beowulf and City

Beowulf and the City

                           Section 1: Beo,Beowulf!!

"Beowulf! We need your help!" 

"I am coming, don't worry!"

Beowulf, the son of the famous doctor Ecglaf, lived in China, inherited his father's occupation on medicine and learned how to cue most of the diseases in the world. He confidently stated that :" No disease will not be cured by my intelligence and knowledge." None of the people in the world distrust his dominance on medical technology because he really solved all the diseases that no one will ever solve in the history of medicine. 

                            Section 2: "Shadow" comes

It was one day in 2005. The world is settled. Everyone spends the day with totally normal attitude. No one will believe that day changed the whole world. It brought so many people's deaths, and made one person well-known in the world. 

Accompany with wind, groups of powders fell down on New York City. No one noticed the difference of anything although they felt the weird powders on the face. Suddenly, one person felt down. Then, one by one, people fell down and their heart stopped functioning. 

The president of United States quickly organized all the doctors from the country and tried to solve this natural disaster. However, it's too late. No one will believe that, within one day, the whole New York was wept out from the natural catastrophe. Scientists and doctors worked on solving the problem, but no effective action can be taking in. They can just named the disease "shadow", which no one can catch where will it travel and what is the amount of people it will kill. When the whole country of United States situated in the depression of despair, "Shadow" landed in the other land of the world -- Europe. England and France quickly fell from the attack of "shadow". The world needs a person who can solve the problem, but no one knew who can stop "shadow's" attacking. 

Section 3: Beowulf and Shadow.

"I can."

From the far China, Beowulf ended his 7-day travelling and went back to his homeland, America. Although he heard about the flu around the world, he still got surprised when he came back to America. Everybody stared at the sky and waited till the last minute of life. 

Beowulf quickly used his special poison-preventing mask and traveled around USA to search for evidences that can solve this crisis. However, Beowulf can not find any clues to deal with this disease at all. 

"Why this disease can spread so fast without warning?" Beowulf thinks. 

Taking the risk, he finally decided to go to New York to look for the evidences for the causes of "shadow." 

When he arrived at New York, everthing is dead silence. People believe this is the death area. With the special mask on, Beowulf believed he can survive from this. He walked around and tried find tiny traces for the reason, but those powders he found do not act any abnormal to him at all. These are just simply powders from industry. It cannot cause death effect on people. Soon, he got tired. He took off his mask. He felt the relief of breath the fresh air. 

"Wait, Why I did not feel any discomfort even though I am exposed to this polluted area."

When he picked up the powders on the floor again, he noticed although these powders are so small and cannot cause devastating consequence, they are actually extremely toxic to the people who exposed to pollutants every single day. 

"Then, why people died so quickly. These powders cannot kill people that fast." Beowulf thought about it for a long time.

"Oh! I get it. It is all because of ourselves. When the first group of people died without any symptoms before, people thought the powders are the main cause of their deaths. They get so anxious of the toxins and eventually the poisonous substances built up in their body irreversibly. Even though those powders did not fall on certain areas, people scared to death because their self-implication.

Beowulf finally found out the origin of this disease. Although "shadow" is produced by the mixture of poisonous gas in the pollution in industries through United States, the real cause of is actually ourselves. He cured everybody just by telling them just face "shadow" without any anxiety, and then they will survive. He also controlled the spread of "shadow" and organized groups of scientists. He impressively made the solution to "shadow" and well-known around the world. 

"Come on, disease, I can conquer you all.!" Beowulf kept believing that he can deal with every disease around the world. 

Island Story

Long long ago, there was a legend about a magic island. It was believed to have some weird, very weird stuff. No one can explain what is the mystery on that island because no one has been there, or..... THEY ALL GOT KILLED!

It's a story about Fin Island, the island of mystery.

"Tim! Tim! Wake up!" In the unconsiciousness, I felt somebody is calling on me.

"Huh." I signed. "What just happened? I am completely lost of my memory."

"Tim, you finally wake up! Our plane just crashed, now only you and me survived from that!"

"Oh! Why I cannot remember that! Ah! My head huerts!"

"That's probably because you just kicked by me."

"Dare you!!!"

This man is my best friend, Wade, who was travelling with me, to....to.... I really cannot remember that. Anyways, we survived.

I stand up, look around. The ground is covered by sand. Ocean is incredibly blue. All kinds of trees line up next to us, but no life at all.

"Wade, how long have I been sleeping?"

"Two days, I try to wake you up. It's never working until you finally wake up by yourself."

"Did you eat, or drinking these days."

"Yep, I ate and drank just a little. I found a suitcase filled with food and drinks that did not destroy from plane crash."

"Oh. It seems like we will be here for a long time."

(Sign) " I really hope we can survive from this."

Wind blows on our face. The lifeless island makes us feel scared and hopeless, although it seems like we can gather food and drink by ourselves.

"Well, let's go" Wade said.

I just followed him and walked into the forest, with scare and a bit excitement.

Island is just weird. These are trees from all over the world, although the temeperature stays same all year around. The water contains different colors. The first we walked by, green. Second time, blue. Third time, brilliant red! " Why?" I'm confused. Suddenly, I saw an ipod hanging on the tree. I open it. There is only me album. Under the tree, a book called "Origins of species" laying on the ground. What is this? Did somebody already come here?

I look around. A skeleton shows up on the ground. We are so scared and jumped away immediately. I suppose this is the skeleton of Charles Darwin. How can he come here? I kept thinking, but cannot get the answer.

To be continued.~